{"product_id":"first-of-all-eat-a-dick-3","title":"FIRST OF ALL EAT A DICK","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"isPasted\" style='color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 30px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand New Tees \u0026amp; Tanks. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: \"Helvetica Neue\", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 30px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew Fit \u0026amp; Feel, New Colours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eOriginally designed by mcleanvolvo. Enjoy the softness of 100% Aus -grown ring-spun cotton.\n\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eSize + Fit: Unisex \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mcleanvolvo.com\/pages\/sizing-charts-1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 24px;\"\u003e( VIEW SIZE CHART )\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: var(--font-body-bold-weight);\"\u003eWomen's sizing recommendation\u003c\/strong\u003e: this item is in unisex sizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\nFor regular fit refer to your normal size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eFor an oversized fit size up is recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eHighly recommend checking our size chart in the link above.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: var(--spacing-4); margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: var(--spacing-4); margin-left: 0px; font-family: Futura, sans-serif; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; line-height: var(--line-height-body); color: rgb(6, 0, 1); font-size: 16px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eMaterial: 100% Ring Spun AUS Cotton.\n\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eFit: Relaxed\n\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eCare: Machine Wash Cold\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"isPasted\" style='color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: \"Fjalla One\", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.66px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003eSTEPS TO A HAPPY SIZE:  \u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: unset;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan id=\"isPasted\" style='color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: \"Fjalla One\", sans-serif; font-size: 24px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.66px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mcleanvolvo.com\/pages\/sizing-charts-1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"box-sizing: unset; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(0, 122, 206); text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; transition: color 0.24s cubic-bezier(0.64, 0, 0.35, 1) 0s; user-select: auto; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan id=\"isPasted\" style='color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: \"Fjalla One\", sans-serif; font-size: 30px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.66px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mcleanvolvo.com\/pages\/sizing-charts-1\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"box-sizing: unset; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(0, 122, 206); text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; transition: color 0.24s cubic-bezier(0.64, 0, 0.35, 1) 0s; user-select: auto; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: unset;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e( VIEW SIZE CHART )\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: \"Fjalla One\", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.66px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003eGrab your favourite t-shirt. Measure the width and length. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style='color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: \"Fjalla One\", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: 0.66px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; float: none; display: inline !important;'\u003eCompare your measurements with the size chart to find your ideal size!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FITNESS THREADZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39977563750473,"sku":"","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1291\/0589\/products\/ScreenShot2022-06-03at6.04.59am.png?v=1654200570","url":"https:\/\/mcleanvolvo.com\/products\/first-of-all-eat-a-dick-3","provider":"mcleanvolvo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}